getting laid Archives:
That’s it? That’s all you have for your loyal readers, and me? 72 hours straight with a group of women, all in their prime and on the prowl and all you have to share is the Spanish Inquisition? You are either lying by omission, or this new relationship of yours has turned you into Celine
Now that the moving and unpacking is over (for the most part), it’s time to get down to business. Time to focus on the big three: mind, body and spirit. Or more precisely put in my world, that would be making money, losing weight, and getting laid. I think I’m on track for the first one.
I’ll bet you’re wondering where I’ve been. Well I hate to disappoint you, but I was NOT shacked up with Scarlet Johansson’s middle-aged twin sister. I have been in hell. I have fallen victim to the worst thing that could happen to me, not counting cancer, a major car accident or waking up next to
