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I talk about Facebook a lot. I can’t help it. It fascinates me. Especially the “relationship status” button. I love it when people change their status and 50,000 people have to comment on it. I get the “married” one, but it always cracks me up when people who have been married for twenty years suddenly
I’m sorry, but Facebook sucks. There, I said it. I know EVERYONE is on Facebook, has 1,000 “friends,” and a “relationship status” and an annoying need to share their useless minutia with the entire world, but I couldn’t be happier not to be on Facebook. When it comes to relationship status, Facebook is to relationships what
There’s something I have to tell you. I’m not proud of what I did. But I couldn’t help it. I’d been trapped at my mom’s for 2 weeks; I missed my friends, my apartment, my own bed… I was lonely. I tried to fight the urge, I really did, but it just got to be
I’m disappointed, but not because you went back to Facebook. I’m disappointed because for a minute there, I swear it sounded as if you’d gotten laid. We both know exactly how I feel about Facebook. I lasted exactly one month, remember? Inventing sudden friendships with people from my past with whom I’d never been friends
The Urban Dictionary defines “getting cruised” as: A) to search (as in public places) for a sexual partner B) to go about the streets at random but on the lookout for possible developments. There were a few other definitions, but they were way too offensive, even for me. My point of all this – I
—————————— Hi, my name is ________ and I am a Facebook-aholic. It has been more than two weeks since my last status update. Growing up, I always knew I had an addictive personality, and I still do. I start a book – I have to finish it that day. I do laundry – I have
Facebook has to be the most revolutionary and boundary-defying product of technology to come along since the cell phone ring that was heard in the wrong place, at the wrong time. It brings people together and turns the internet into one giant cocktail party. It’s awesome. It rocks. And it sucks. I knew it wouldn’t
