He Said Archives:
I’ll give you credit for one thing my friend – you will talk about ANYTHING. Any particular place I should go with this subject? Can I please lose the visual before I settle in front of my computer? I know plenty of people with this problem… BUT THEY’RE ALL GUYS. Women don’t have hemorrhoids. Women
The only couple I ever broke up with was my parents… And that lasted about three weeks, until I begged my way back into their good graces. I’ve never had a “relationship” with any other couple. You know I’ve never liked this relationship of yours: the bread-winner wife/unemployed husband-with-too-much time-on-his-hands-couple. Yes, I’ll admit that I
I’ve never been big on PDA. When I’m hanging out at a bar with my girl, she knows I’m interested. I’ll throw my arm around her, I’ll touch her leg, and I’ll rub her back… But shove my tongue down her throat in front of a bunch a beer drinking slobs? No thanks. I’d rather
I went school supply shopping with my son tonight. We picked out pens and pencils, notebooks and rulers – just me and my boy. That’s one of the things that a lot of people don’t realize about having children. They take what would otherwise be the mundane moments of our daily lives, and turn those
Many years ago, way before our time, a British invasion group called Herman’s Hermits had a smash hit song called, “I’m Into Something Good.” It’s still one of the greatest songs of all time. It’s basically a guy’s version of meeting a really cool chick and feeling, right away that he’s into “something good.” Fast
I’ll bet you’re wondering where I’ve been. Well I hate to disappoint you, but I was NOT shacked up with Scarlet Johansson’s middle-aged twin sister. I have been in hell. I have fallen victim to the worst thing that could happen to me, not counting cancer, a major car accident or waking up next to
Is there anything cleaner than a clean slate? Remember when you were in elementary school and they erased the blackboard with a wet rag or towel? I used to love that. Instead of streaks and smudges, the board was good as new. Consider your love life the same way with this move… Your love life
This is either the worst idea you’ve had in a long time, or it’s the best. The roadblocks are everywhere… The bad memories have lingered… Odds are that you’ll be experiencing the same old pain in a plethora of new ways once this thing has played out…. But still. There’s something to be said for
This may sound crazy, but I think I’m jealous. “Taking stock of your life,” is far from the worst idea I can think of. Purging yourself of old belongings sounds pretty damn healthy to me. I’m in no position to move right now, but if I could, I… might. You are aware that the act
