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Yeah, and another thing — you know, what she said.
You know what the problem is with the expression, “perfect marriage?” It includes the word, “perfect.” Here’s my idea of a perfect marriage – one in which neither one ever utters the word, “perfect.” But if we must document a list of the components of a so-called [...]
Once upon a time… There was a man. He was a good man. And he wasn’t simply a good man. He was an interesting man. He was a sexy man. He wasn’t common and he was available. In short, he was the kind of man a woman of substance would allow herself to give serious [...]
The first thing I have to do before replying is release something rapidly building inside of me – Hahahahaha.
OK, I feel better now… And don’t think for even a minute that I’m laughing AT you, because I’m not, and you know it. I am, however, laughing at the fact that you think that conversation has [...]
I’m glad you’re back in the game… dating agrees with you. Well, dating a good guy more than once, agrees with you, anyway. Sometimes I envy your willingness to strap on your heels, dab on some perfume and plunge into a meal with a man who could turn out to be anybody, from The Oklahoma [...]
There’s nothing quite as empty as the feeling of… nothing. I’ve never been so fortunate as to have a slew of ex-girlfriends within striking distance of my workplace. In fact, I haven’t been so fortunate as to have a slew of ex-girlfriends, period. If you lined up all the ex-girlfriends I’ve had the past 20 [...]
I haven’t gotten laid since January. If you count only good and/or meaningful sex, it’s been even longer. Now, I don’t want to sound pathetic, but this is the longest drought I’ve EVER had… well, at least since I lost my virginity. What bugs me more than the last eight months is the nagging numb feeling between my [...]
I hate teenagers. I’m allowed to say that because I have one. I love him with all of my heart until the end of time… But I don’t always like him. I’m talking about a real teenager here – 17, not 13. I’m talking a teenager who will wash his pizza down with a beer [...]
Actually, I don’t think we’re in an “I told you so” situation here. This is unexpected, coming from me, the ultimate hater of blind dates. I was 100% ready to not only say I told you so, I also looked forward to hearing one of your classic nightmare date stories because they are usually so [...]
I’m confused… all this carefully crafted maneuvering, yet I don’t see anybody getting laid in this situation.
BTW, you are so right about blind dates. No matter how or with whom, they’re always nothing better than just another blind date. And please, I really don’t want to hear about the friend or cousin or brother who met [...]
Mothers and daughters… There’s a minefield that any man should be grateful not to navigate at any point in his life.
Maybe I shouldn’t speak for all men on this point. I know that my own relationship with my mother was always the only normal I knew… She was a pain in the ass until the [...]
