He Said Archives:
Hey, nobody ever said this relationship stuff was going to be easy… Or, as my father used to remind me time and time again… “If it was easy, everybody would be good at it.” On the other hand, a nuclear meltdown is a little bit extreme at this stage of things. Maybe you should have
Ah, the back burner… I know it well. I don’t know too many of us who haven’t been on one side or the other of the back burner. It pretty much comes with the territory for any man or woman with a libido, and/or a pulse. As for me, I’ve always been more of a
Manhunt – I like that. I like the idea of a table in a bar or restaurant comprised of multiple funny, sexy women, hanging out simply to look for a man. Hey, I’m a man. It may seem like I love my beer bottle and the ballgame in HD more than I love being in
“Oh shit,” just about sizes it up… And it’s not necessarily a bad thing, right? I’m not just asking you that question, I’m asking myself. The reason is, I’ve started seeing someone too. She is such a good woman, that I actually want to see her. I actually want to schedule my life to insure that
Adjustments. Maybe this is why I don’t get involved very often. I hate to make adjustments. Personal space. Maybe this is another reason why I don’t get involved very often… I like my personal space, to myself. But this isn’t about me. This is about you, a woman who is more like a guy (in
You know what I remember from “When Harry Met Sally?” I remember the same scene that every guy I know remembers. It’s the scene where they’ve finally had sex for the first time. Meg Ryan is cooing and smiling and acting mushier than melted ice cream. Billy Crystal is lying in bed with her, his
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There’s one sure way to make God laugh – no matter whom your god may be – decide, in advance, how your life will take shape. And when it comes to your life, I think I’m hearing the rumble of God-like laughter already… Either that, or
I’ve talked a little bit about kids, too… To have them (already did), did it ruin my marriage (kids test, but they don’t destroy a marriage), would I change a thing (hell, no), is it the only righteous example of unconditional love in existence (without a doubt). Ask anyone who knows me how they would
I’ve never envisioned saying this, but I am SO glad you’re opting for a retraction this week. I have wanted to retract my take on last week’s entry since dotting the last i (or was that crossing the last t). Either way, I couldn’t have been more off target if I were drifting along the
For the first time in our writing life together, I truly don’t know where to begin. And I know I said the same thing last week when we were talking about your ass… But this is a whole different subject altogether. Let’s start with the quintessential, “girl with so many dates, she doesn’t know what
