He Said Archives:
My favorite subject matter, both in blog and in life is when my initial reaction is, “Where do I start?” And this recent excursion of yours easily falls under this umbrella. First of all, masturbating into a cup? Please tell me these men at the clinic were NOT smiling at their sudden good fortune of
That will never be me, the dude version? Where do I sign up? OK, I’ve already changed my mind… Whatever “that will never be me moment” I was willing to share when my fingers first hit the keyboard, I am now completely unwilling to share. The truth is, there are way too many “that will never
If I had a chance to do anything over again, anything at all, I wouldn’t change a thing. Is this because my life is so wonderful that I have absolutely no regrets? Uh, not exactly. If I could go back and fix the mistakes I made the first time around, I wouldn’t have anything to
Everybody I know makes a New Year’s resolution. The ones who say they don’t do this? They’re the ones making not just one, but three or four of these earnest, yet elusive New Year’s resolutions every year. I should know… I happen to be one of these people. My non-resolution is the same every new
Oh, I definitely remember your prophetic statement in January about meeting and keeping someone, and yes, I heeded your advice and braced myself accordingly. Little did either of us know that I would need to nail the shutters tight as well. What began as you going “Chinese menu,” with your love life, has seemingly evolved
There’s only one saying that matters when it comes to mothers and sons: “Ladies first.” Never mind a Daddy’s girl, the bond between a mother and son goes way beyond any relationship. My sisters never had it with mine, you’ve never had it with yours, and you can wonder ‘til the end of time what
Ask anyone who knows, and even those who don’t and they will all say the same thing. The key to any relationship is communication. And they’re right. Every single (and married) person who’s ever spoken on this subject is 100% correct. The key to any relationship is indeed, communication. So why is it that with
I’m really hoping you’re not in danger of falling victim to the lyrics of another song from the past… “Alone Again, Naturally.” If anyone is pulling for you on this one, it’s me. But if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times… Circumstances mean A LOT in a relationship. This long(ish)-distance component of
The only thing I hate more than the holiday season is the holiday season when I’m in a relationship. I realize this is relationship sacrilege. I’m aware that I’m tugging on Superwoman’s cape. I plead guilty to a serious case of the Scrooge’s. Hey, shoot me. I’m just being honest. Nothing tests a relationship with as much
