He Said Archives:
Sex is the most UNDER-rated and OVER-rated component of life, both in and out of a relationship. Why is it over-rated? Because when we take away the magazine covers, adult movie channels and Charlie Sheen’s new living arrangements, it’s just sex. It doesn’t take as much time as everyone likes to think (not me of
The minute my daughter was born, I knew I was forever a changed man. The first time I held my E.T. look-a-like infant daughter in my arms, I immediately realized that I would spend the better part of my life making sure she would always be taken care of – by me. From the day
I have the coolest girlfriend in the world… really… I mean it. (Did I just label a woman on this planet as my girlfriend?) Would I have lasted in any relationship for more than ten minutes if my girl wasn’t as cool as the other side of the pillow? Not a chance. Still, even the
I sleep lousy on Sunday nights, too. I also sleep lousy Monday thru Saturday night, but somehow I don’t think I’m the only one. I have plenty of valid reasons… my responsibilities, your gender, my bank account (or lack thereof) to name a few… but nine times out of ten, the bottom line of your
Better you said it drunk than sober. Other than that, I’m glad you’re not kicking yourself over your loose lips (among other things), because you can never un-ring a bell. Like you, I grew up in a household where the only time they said “I love you,” was in the movies. Unlike you, I always
The grass is always greener on the other side… why do you think they coined the expression in the first place? Even when we know the grass isn’t greener, it still is, by definition, due to the simple fact that it’s on the other side. The trick is NOT to delude us into thinking this
You want soup? Is that it? Hell, I’ll bring you some soup on my way home from work tonight. Oh wait, that’s not the point. As is so often the case, it wasn’t about the soup at all, was it? Whenever I’ve been sick, the last thing I wanted was someone to take care of
You know what I hate about relationships? I mean, besides everything? I hate that the gap between “single” and “double” is as wide as Lake Michigan… and twice as hard to navigate. You know what else I hate about relationships? I mean, besides everything? I hate the group concept. Her friends, his friends, her family, his
Without reading beyond it, allow me to rewrite your opening paragraph: “Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Our first trip together. One full week together. The minute we got home, I broke up with him.” Taking a trip with someone for longer than a short weekend is one of the most common
That’s it? That’s all you have for your loyal readers, and me? 72 hours straight with a group of women, all in their prime and on the prowl and all you have to share is the Spanish Inquisition? You are either lying by omission, or this new relationship of yours has turned you into Celine
