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When I was a little kid, there was a commercial for a cereal that was supposed to be good for you. None of the kids would eat it until the older brother told the younger brother, “Try it, you’ll like it.” That cereal is still on the market after all these years. However, Mikey, the child actor
Of course you’ll make it. You’ve already made it. The only question remaining is what exactly is this “it” you’re trying to make? Don’t ask me. My life is more defined by my divorce than it ever was by my marriage. My marriage was a sham, mostly because I had no idea who I was and
I think your friends have been watching too much E! News. Unless you changed your last name to Kardashian and TNG wears an NBA uniform for a living, save the $400/hour you’d pay some lawyer for sucking the heart out of your marriage before it even begins… You can put that money towards hardwood floors instead.
I hate weddings… and I love weddings. I hate weddings because of the Grand Canyon sized gap that is created between what they represent and the actual marriage that too often follows. I love weddings because of the true love they aspire to represent and the joyous union they earnestly guarantee will follow. On the
The “truth” can be a funny thing. In a perfect world, it’s very simple. Even the most cynical among us (anyone in particular?) would be forced to admit that there is only one “truth.” Either Casey Anthony killed her daughter or she didn’t. Either Roger Clemens took steroids or he didn’t. Either I slept with
Pick a cliché, any cliché. How about, “The grass is always greener?” Better yet how about, “There’s no place like home.” What do you think, Dorothy? Wait a minute… I have it. “Be careful what you wish for… because you just might get it.” The last time I checked, the only legitimate fault you’d found
Let’s face it… I’m not the most sensitive or emotional guy in the world. I may get a tad choked up at “Remember The Titans,” but I’m bone dry for the “Titanic’s” of the world. Half of the issues that upset my girl register close to zero on my emotional Richter scale. I didn’t even
For starters, you don’t get to stop calling him “The New Guy,” just yet. You get to stop calling him that when A) It’s been longer than a Britney Spears marriage, B) you finally tell our readers his real name and C) you are absolutely, positively, one hundred percent, beyond a shadow of a doubt
There are no secrets in life. It doesn’t matter who we tell, when we tell, why we tell or what we tell. Sooner or later, every secret is revealed. It’s the nature of the beast. Murphy’s Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, right? Well, there ought to be a law
Temptation is a funny thing… We know it’s bad for us the minute it rears its ugly head, but given the opportunity to dismiss it on sight we often choose not to. This is rarely a good idea, even a hurtful one on occasion, but the beast of temptation often seems to have more power
