He Said Archives:
Booty calls are overrated. There, yeah, I said it… I know I’m violating some sort of macho code by saying this, but I still say that booty calls are overrated. Although come to think of it, the last booty call I had still makes me smile, and that was almost three months ago. You know
I’ve seen it, and for such a stupid movie, it got me to thinking as well. I NEVER say “yes.” I only do what I have to do. If “no” is an option, than “no” it is. Now let’s assess if this approach is working for me… I’m alone, unemployed and on the verge of going
Oh it’s you, alright… it’s totally, 100% you. MOST PEOPLE know a good thing when they see it. MOST PEOPLE embrace what you have so often dismissed. MOST PEOPLE don’t lose sight of the forest, for the trees. NEWSFLASH: You’re not most people. I feel for you. I really do… Even you, yourself know it’s
That guy you are talking about, with all due respect to him and your feelings for him, is a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Here’s what you DO NOT DO when you are a man who has been deeply involved with a woman and it is now over because YOU decided it to be, yet you know she
I don’t believe in blind dates… never have, never will. Not that I blame you for trying… you could turn down all inquiries from friends, reject all offers and sit home alone every night like I do. How does that look to ya? I use my unwillingness to get off my ass and meet women
I feel like such a pussy. The guy had one arm, yet he had no fear or trepidation about striking up a conversation with you and asking you out. I am in perfect working order with all of my limbs intact, but I’m so damn self-conscious half the time that I can’t untie the knot
This is NOT the part where I tell you to stop being such a chick. This is the part where I tell you to get dirty and underhanded. You need to find a way for him to know you’re in town, and have been for days now, but simply haven’t bothered to call. You’re not
Well, you are pretty cool… I’ve always said that a person’s strengths are also often their greatest weaknesses. You are a prime example of this. Your strengths as a woman are numerous… you are smart, funny, attractive, resourceful (that means a great cook), a great time and a great friend. Now let’s break these qualities
I don’t know if you can really call this a booty call. By definition, the call is supposed to elicit a spontaneous sexual encounter. How spontaneous can this encounter be if the guy lives clear across the country? This is more like a “long-term, lay the foundation, maybe sneak in some phone sex” call… it’s
