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Don’t Eat, Pray, Love
Now that the moving and unpacking is over (for the most part), it’s time to get down to business. Time to focus on the big three: mind, body and spirit. Or more precisely put in my world, that would be making money, losing weight, and getting laid. I think I’m on track for the first one.
Better Late Than Never
I’ll bet you’re wondering where I’ve been. Well I hate to disappoint you, but I was NOT shacked up with Scarlet Johansson’s middle-aged twin sister. I have been in hell. I have fallen victim to the worst thing that could happen to me, not counting cancer, a major car accident or waking up next to
Caution: Wet Paint
I know I say time and time again that I’m okay being single, I like being independent and the grass doesn’t always look greener, but there is definitely one time in your life when it is hands down, no question about it, better to be that illustrious “plus-one.” Because there is nothing to remind you
Out With The Old
Is there anything cleaner than a clean slate? Remember when you were in elementary school and they erased the blackboard with a wet rag or towel? I used to love that. Instead of streaks and smudges, the board was good as new. Consider your love life the same way with this move… Your love life
The Ex Files
I think I’m dating my ex. At least it seems like we’re dating. We talk every day. He texts me good morning, emails with news of the day, calls to say goodnight, we see each other a few times a week, and he’s taking my refrigerator when I move. Oh and, we’re not having sex,
Playing With Fire
This is either the worst idea you’ve had in a long time, or it’s the best. The roadblocks are everywhere… The bad memories have lingered… Odds are that you’ll be experiencing the same old pain in a plethora of new ways once this thing has played out…. But still. There’s something to be said for
I’m Movin’ Out
I finally did it. It only took six years, but I did it. I’m moving. I’m leaving the known behind and embarking on a whole new adventure. And I must say, there’s something pretty cool about taking stock of your life when it’s being tossed in the garbage and packed up in boxes around you.
Movin’ On Up
This may sound crazy, but I think I’m jealous. “Taking stock of your life,” is far from the worst idea I can think of. Purging yourself of old belongings sounds pretty damn healthy to me. I’m in no position to move right now, but if I could, I… might. You are aware that the act
