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Go Ahead, Caller
I was all set to write about having the spring blues… My body isn’t quite ready for summer, a guy I like isn’t really into me, and I have a bad case of writer’s block, the usual She Said blahs… Then out of nowhere, a little something came to perk up my day. Pun intended.
The Safest Sex Of All
Phone sex is great… It’s also greatly underrated. We all masturbate anyway, right? Maybe some of us more than others? Well, isn’t phone sex simply masturbating, with a little encouragement from a friend? I haven’t had phone sex in a long time, but I remember the last time as if it was tomorrow. My girlfriend
Girl Trouble
I’m about to say something I never thought I would say in my lifetime. I have girl trouble. Get your man threesome fantasy out of your head. It’s not about that. Believe me, right about now I actually wish it were. Nope, I have suddenly been catapulted back to high school, where the popular girls
Girls, Girls, Girls
Girls… Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em and can’t ignore ‘em… Now you know what it’s like to be a guy. I don’t think I’ve ever been accused of trying to steal a friend’s girl. I did violate a somewhat similar trust in high school, however; I dated an ex-girlfriend of a good
Relationship Status: Still Single
I talk about Facebook a lot. I can’t help it. It fascinates me. Especially the “relationship status” button. I love it when people change their status and 50,000 people have to comment on it. I get the “married” one, but it always cracks me up when people who have been married for twenty years suddenly
Relationship Status: None Of Your Business
I’m sorry, but Facebook sucks. There, I said it. I know EVERYONE is on Facebook, has 1,000 “friends,” and a “relationship status” and an annoying need to share their useless minutia with the entire world, but I couldn’t be happier not to be on Facebook. When it comes to relationship status, Facebook is to relationships what
Kissing A Fool
Hi, my name is She Said, and I’m a make-outaholic. It’s been 20 minutes since my last make-out session. It all started when I was 15. I was definitely a late bloomer when it came to the opposite sex. I was a tomboy, and although I was always hanging out with boys, kissing was the
A Kiss Isn’t Just A Kiss
A couple of months ago, I stopped by my local pub for a beer and ended up going home with the cocktail waitress. I know it was tacky, but she was sexy and I hadn’t been in this position in a long time, so I was WAY too excited to even consider how I might
