How Do We Really Taste (Down There)?

January 19th, 2010

When ”He” and I began this journey (and this website) last year, we had a definitive plan. The plan was for me to have full access to something every woman, single, in a relationship or even married, has never had but always wanted - a man’s honest opinion. One that comes without bias, without motive, and without repercussions.

This isn’t possible in everyday life. But here, on these pages, anything is possible.

The plan was simply for me to live the dream of every woman out there… I would get to be me… I would get to date, fall in love, fall out of love, experience joy and occasionally some tears, and along the way a man whom I trust would tell me exactly what he thinks of every move I make, but all without hurting my feelings or affecting our relationship.

So, I’ve been candidly living my life on the pages of this blog, with my best friend along for the ride to help me navigate the sometimes treacherous waters that we call dating.

But there comes a time when I just need to dumb it down. Sometimes, what I really want to know about what a guy thinks may just be the trivial; the little things, the “girlie” questions, if you will. The ones we never want to ask because we don’t want to look stupid or appear undesirable.

Instead of our traditional “here is what happened to Her this week” and “here is what He thinks about it,” we have decided to do something a little different this week.

So without further ado, presenting the first of many installments: Ten Questions For He Said:

1. If we sleep with you on a first date, are you going to call us?

2. Do you really care about lingerie?

3. Does it really make you happy when we swallow?

4. If you’re not interested in anything more than friendship, then why do you still act like you want to sleep with us?