Never Say Never

Once upon a time… There was a man. He was a good man. And he wasn’t simply a good man. He was an interesting man. He was a sexy man. He wasn’t common and he was available. In short, he was the kind of man a woman of substance would allow herself to give serious consideration. However, there was one problem with this man. He wouldn’t ask a woman out. Truth be told, he couldn’t ask a woman out. It was his fatal flaw. He could talk to a woman, it’s even safe to say he could usually charm a woman, but no matter how obvious the picture nor how golden the opportunity, he simply was paralyzed when it came to asking a woman, any woman out for a date.

Women like your married friend drive me crazy. They have more rules than the pentagon. They’re more concerned with territorial protection than they are with emotional satisfaction. They learned at around age 8 that their best shot at a good life was with the right man, and they never forgot it.

So this interesting and sexy man went about his daily business, quietly and simply. He rarely met women through work and he refused to even consider blind dating, speed dating, online dating or any other modern form of dating. Every once in a great while, an impromptu encounter would flow so easily that he’d find himself committed to a date with a woman without even knowing how it happened. As often as not, those situations would leave him even more cynical than before.

Why not ask out a man? In fact, are you kidding me? Are you trying to tell me that in this day and age, women should still never ask a man out? You see, that’s the problem with women, and why it’s so much better to be a man. Women listen to each other, and women know very little about men. Talk about the blind leading the blind… it’s more like the deaf, dumb AND blind leading their ignorant followers. Listen to me on this subject, and listen closely. There is NOTHING WRONG with a woman asking out a man. In fact, there’s EVERYTHING RIGHT with it. Not only is it ballsy and cool, it’s also sexy as hell. Whether I’m standing in line at the supermarket, sitting at the bar eating dinner or working out at the gym, it never sucks to have a woman ask me out.

Tell your friend who’s been married since the age of six that she has no idea what she’s talking about. Asking a man out is about as smooth and unique a move as a woman can make. And if anyone’s gut directs her toward smooth and unique when it comes to men, it’s you.

Just don’t make a habit of it.

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