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What’s The Skinny?
I went to a party the other night. For anyone who knows me well, that statement alone is earth-shattering, since I hate parties. Okay, hate is a strong word. How about despise? Parties have never been my thing. Maybe it’s because I’m short and feel claustrophobic in crowds. Maybe it’s because standing in a circle
The Naked Truth
Boy, I don’t know where to start… I guess let’s start with the party thing. I completely agree with you. Parties suck. I’m definitely more the intimate setting dinner party guy rather than the party guy, but I wouldn’t mind having a keg to myself. I have to admit though, what I do love about
Play Me Again, Sam
In the world of dating, aside from, “I need to tell you something,” the six most disturbing words have got to be, “Can we play it by ear?” By definition the phrase means “without a plan of action.” But by dating definition, (especially in my life) for some reason it seems to mean, “I’m going
You Heard It Here First
Let me start out by saying something that men don’t say often. You’re right. You heard me – You. Are. Right. Would you really like to know why we refuse to commit to plans with a woman? It’s the same reason why we do most of the things we do. Because we can. It’s true.
A Little More Of This
Let me start out by saying I love that you all bitch and complain – it means you’re reading our blog and that really excites us! Rather than responding in the comment section, we think this subject deserves one more post… And maybe one more after that… First – with regards to Mrs. Perfect Marriage
First This, Then That
Yeah, and another thing — you know, what she said. You know what the problem is with the expression, “perfect marriage?” It includes the word, “perfect.” Here’s my idea of a perfect marriage – one in which neither one ever utters the word, “perfect.” But if we must document a list of the components of a
The Cat Lady
Apparently something I said in my last entry was not well-received. Who knew that the masses shared exactly the same opinion as my childhood friend, Mrs. Perfect Marriage? According to all of YOU, I made a big mistake asking out Blind Date Guy. According to all of you, I should never, ever, ask out a
Never Say Never
Once upon a time… There was a man. He was a good man. And he wasn’t simply a good man. He was an interesting man. He was a sexy man. He wasn’t common and he was available. In short, he was the kind of man a woman of substance would allow herself to give serious
One Thing Leads To Another
I’d like to conduct a little exercise. For one day, I’d like every person to do what they say and say what they mean – when it comes to dating. I know what you’re saying – Oh no, what happened now? Well, it’s not one thing specifically, more like a host of things. It all
Relax – Don’t Do It
The first thing I have to do before replying is release something rapidly building inside of me – Hahahahaha. OK, I feel better now… And don’t think for even a minute that I’m laughing AT you, because I’m not, and you know it. I am, however, laughing at the fact that you think that conversation
