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So, I finally got a real date with Blind Date Guy. Technically, I can’t really call him that anymore, since we’ve met and things are no longer “blind.” But for reference purposes, the name sticks. And, I think we’ve established that for the sake of this blog, I like nicknames.
After Extra Large Jerk, I have to admit [...]
I’m glad you’re back in the game… dating agrees with you. Well, dating a good guy more than once, agrees with you, anyway. Sometimes I envy your willingness to strap on your heels, dab on some perfume and plunge into a meal with a man who could turn out to be anybody, from The Oklahoma [...]
We haven’t talked about this, but I do have a day job. It’s freelance, so I don’t work with the same people all the time. Today I happen to be working with 3 men who have seen me naked. You heard me – that would be three, count ‘em three ex-boyfriends at work with me [...]
There’s nothing quite as empty as the feeling of… nothing. I’ve never been so fortunate as to have a slew of ex-girlfriends within striking distance of my workplace. In fact, I haven’t been so fortunate as to have a slew of ex-girlfriends, period. If you lined up all the ex-girlfriends I’ve had the past 20 [...]
I miss sex.
I know that’s not a very ladylike thing to say, but I’ll say it again: I miss sex. It’s been two months since the breakup and even though the sex wasn’t anything to write home about, it was still sex and I was still having it. And now that I’m not, it seems [...]
I haven’t gotten laid since January. If you count only good and/or meaningful sex, it’s been even longer. Now, I don’t want to sound pathetic, but this is the longest drought I’ve EVER had… well, at least since I lost my virginity. What bugs me more than the last eight months is the nagging numb feeling between my [...]
Let me start by saying the double blind date guy didn’t call. Neither did the other one.
I spent the weekend with a teenager. Get your minds out of the gutter, people — this was not a cougar situation. I had my niece for the weekend. And I’ve got to say, it beat the pants off [...]
I hate teenagers. I’m allowed to say that because I have one. I love him with all of my heart until the end of time… But I don’t always like him. I’m talking about a real teenager here – 17, not 13. I’m talking a teenager who will wash his pizza down with a beer [...]
From the desk of “I told you so”:
On the top of the list of bad dating ideas, that would be the double blind date. What was I thinking? Let’s take one of the most awkward dating scenarios, and let’s MULTIPLY it. Yeah, that was a brilliant plan.
Actually the dates themselves were perfectly fine – lovely [...]
Actually, I don’t think we’re in an “I told you so” situation here. This is unexpected, coming from me, the ultimate hater of blind dates. I was 100% ready to not only say I told you so, I also looked forward to hearing one of your classic nightmare date stories because they are usually so [...]
