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I wasn’t thinking, “Wait, she has a boyfriend?” That’s because I was sitting next to the dude at the ballgame two weeks ago, remember?
I had a great time talking baseball with him. His stories of attending games at every stadium in the country were cracking me up. When I busted his balls (as I’m wont [...]
I just got dumped. I know you’re thinking, “Wait, she has a boyfriend?” Okay, so maybe I don’t tell you everything. It was a pretty new relationship, so I didn’t want to debut it to the masses quite yet. But I liked him. I really, really liked him. Until tonight. Until he dumped me.
Because apparently, [...]
Shoot me now…better yet, shoot any pet that requires joint custody… best of all, shoot any grown man or woman that engages in a custody battle over any creature with four legs.
I’m no Michael Vick, and I do indeed agree that a dog is a man’s best friend, but do these people really exist? Of [...]
So I’m almost 40. When you’re almost 40, most people you meet have been married before. Many of these people have kids. Most of these people have pets. This leads me to my subject. WTF is up with joint custody of pets?
I’m a definite pet person. I think animals are wonderful in every way. They [...]
