New Rule – No Rules
August 16th, 2009Okay, here’s all any woman needs to know about when, where and how to give it up:
Steve Harvey, the comedian has a best-selling book on the subject. It’s called, “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man.” Could it be any simpler?
Of course you didn’t fuck the kissing specialist on the second date. I don’t care how perfectly he grilled the salmon. Let’s do the math. There was one date out. Date #2 is at his crib, with food and wine? Wouldn’t it be nice if men and women actually talked about fucking each other before actually doing it? Instead of so much formality, just say, “Hey, I don’t want to buy you another meal, I just want to get laid, so how about coming over. I’ll make you a piece of chicken.”
On second thought, that doesn’t sound like such a good idea…
I don’t know what the rules are, or what they should be. I do wish that men and women would stop having rules when it comes to getting to know each other. Most people screw things up before they even open the rulebook. She decides he needs to be at least four out of the top seven of her “must-be” list, he decides she needs to lose 10 pounds, she decides he’s not smart enough for her, he decides her friend is hotter. It’s a wonder there is ever a second date.
Maybe everyone should put away the rulebook and see what happens… It can’t be any more of a longshot than it already is, can it?
Wait, that sounded way too positive.
Thank You. You affirmed my greatest belief that I shouldn’t dismantle being a respected lady to have sex. There are times, dressed professionally and buttoned up that I look around and have to ask myself “Can anyone hear my skirt screaming!”. Is it written on my face how badly I want to be desired, can a man smell my impatience at wanting to break down the need to be admired to being desired. Such a strange position. I want to remain a individual that is kind, intellegent and approachable. Then with all that I know I’m eminating, why aren’t men approaching me. Do I appear too…what?