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Mr. Anti-internet dating couldn’t be happier for you… and himself. You have single-handedly confirmed my every reason for advising run, don’t walk away to any human being I’ve ever met, stranger or friend, when it comes to internet dating. I feel so validated. I feel so smart. I’d prefer it wasn’t at your expense, but [...]
I am officially retired from internet dating. Last night I went on a date so bad, it forced me into complete and utter profile destruction. I should have followed my gut (as usual), I knew it wasn’t going to go well, knew I wouldn’t like him, but I had no idea it would be as [...]
Last night was date number two with a new guy. We met last week, and remember when I talked about the “face fall” theory way back when? Well this guy — his face LIT UP when he saw me. Now that’s more like it! Oh also, in the middle of dinner he got up, grabbed [...]
Okay, here’s all any woman needs to know about when, where and how to give it up:
Steve Harvey, the comedian has a best-selling book on the subject. It’s called, “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man.” Could it be any simpler?
Of course you didn’t fuck the kissing specialist on the second date. I don’t [...]
Booty calls are overrated. There, yeah, I said it… I know I’m violating some sort of macho code by saying this, but I still say that booty calls are overrated. Although come to think of it, the last booty call I had still makes me smile, and that was almost three months ago.
You know what’s [...]
So there’s this guy… I’ve known him for years, and to put it bluntly, he was a booty call. A sporadic booty call at best, but a booty call nonetheless. And now, he’s a booty call no more, he’s not even a friend. Recently I got a call from a friend — well, I would [...]
