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Sensitive to Insensitivity
I am officially retired from internet dating. Last night I went on a date so bad, it forced me into complete and utter profile destruction. I should have followed my gut (as usual), I knew it wasn’t going to go well, knew I wouldn’t like him, but I had no idea it would be as
Sensitive to Stupidity
Mr. Anti-internet dating couldn’t be happier for you… and himself. You have single-handedly confirmed my every reason for advising run, don’t walk away to any human being I’ve ever met, stranger or friend, when it comes to internet dating. I feel so validated. I feel so smart. I’d prefer it wasn’t at your expense, but
Rules, Schmules
Last night was date number two with a new guy. We met last week, and remember when I talked about the “face fall” theory way back when? Well this guy — his face LIT UP when he saw me. Now that’s more like it! Oh also, in the middle of dinner he got up, grabbed
New Rule – No Rules
Okay, here’s all any woman needs to know about when, where and how to give it up: Steve Harvey, the comedian has a best-selling book on the subject. It’s called, “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man.” Could it be any simpler? Of course you didn’t fuck the kissing specialist on the second date.
Bye Bye, Booty Call
So there’s this guy… I’ve known him for years, and to put it bluntly, he was a booty call. A sporadic booty call at best, but a booty call nonetheless. And now, he’s a booty call no more, he’s not even a friend. Recently I got a call from a friend — well, I would
The Future – Not
Booty calls are overrated. There, yeah, I said it… I know I’m violating some sort of macho code by saying this, but I still say that booty calls are overrated. Although come to think of it, the last booty call I had still makes me smile, and that was almost three months ago. You know
