The Cool Chick
June 8th, 2009Well, you are pretty cool…
I’ve always said that a person’s strengths are also often their greatest weaknesses. You are a prime example of this. Your strengths as a woman are numerous… you are smart, funny, attractive, resourceful (that means a great cook), a great time and a great friend. Now let’s break these qualities down through the eyes of a 33 year-old frat boy from the south:
SMART – That would matter if HE were smart, but it simply doesn’t apply here. What have a I told you about younger guys?
FUNNY – Hey, every guy loves funny… except when she’s funnier than he is. Plus, your sense of humor is quick, offbest and based on basic human intelligence. See SMART, above.
ATTRACTIVE – He’s the one who bought the ticket and flew across the country. No guy does that for a woman who isn’t good-looking. Unfortunately, a woman is only as good-looking as the younger, newer, sexier woman who just walked in the door behind her.
RESOURCEFUL – How often do you want to hear a man ask, “What’s for dinner?”
A GREAT TIME – A man hangs out with a great time until it’s time to get serious. Then he finds a woman who’s just like his mother and nobody’s mother was ever a great time.
A GREAT FRIEND – Well, you were a great friend to him. You were his wingman.
Maybe you should try being a bitch.
