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Mile High Club
For some reason, I seem to meet a lot of guys at the airport. I have had more dalliances with men traveling across the country than in my own hometown. And every time it happens, I chalk it up to a fluke encounter. But is it? Case in point, yesterday. I had the travel day
Mile High Club(foot)
I feel like such a pussy. The guy had one arm, yet he had no fear or trepidation about striking up a conversation with you and asking you out. I am in perfect working order with all of my limbs intact, but I’m so damn self-conscious half the time that I can’t untie the knot
To Call Or Not To Call…
That Is The Question
So, you know Mr. Out-of-State Booty Call? The one who just came to visit and made me his wing-man? The one who used me as his hotel, his driver, his drinking buddy and then proceeded to hit on everything that moved? I’m currently sitting in an office roughly 5 miles from him. We’ve established that he
Discipline, My Dear
This is NOT the part where I tell you to stop being such a chick. This is the part where I tell you to get dirty and underhanded. You need to find a way for him to know you’re in town, and have been for days now, but simply haven’t bothered to call. You’re not
Oops, I Did It Again
I told myself the last time that I wouldn’t let it happen again. The effort was there, as was the determination, but before I knew it, it was happening and I couldn’t do a thing to stop it. In a matter of mere moments, I once again went from date — to wing man. It
The Cool Chick
Well, you are pretty cool… I’ve always said that a person’s strengths are also often their greatest weaknesses. You are a prime example of this. Your strengths as a woman are numerous… you are smart, funny, attractive, resourceful (that means a great cook), a great time and a great friend. Now let’s break these qualities
